I got hollered at by a couple of 20-year-old drunk chicks drinking wine on their front stairs. I know they were 20 because I turned around and approached them.
My social media post of the day: I'm seeing Harry Potter at 1pm tomorrow because I can't see the midnight premiere. So don't anyone go spoiling it for me. I don't want to hear anything about Harry being a horcrux, Snape being in love with Harry's mom ever since they were kids and he turned to the good side to try to save her from Voldemort, Dumbledore's little brother is a goat-fucker, or about how Voldemort kills Harry. DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME!!!