The 365: Day 731

Saturday, January 1, 2011 (1/731)

BODY HEAT: It’s a survival skill.





“Hey John, have a safe ride home.” ICED!





Mystery Meat: It’s what’s for dinner.





Cool hat.

The 365: Day 726

Monday, December 27, 2010 (361/726)

Family Christmas party number three.

The 365: Day 720

Tuesday, December 21, 2010 (355/720)

Jumpin around on furniture, probably singing along to the Across The Universe.

The 365: Day 697

Sunday, November 28, 2010 (332/697)

Aftermath.





Aftermath.





Aftermath.





Good morning.

The 365: Day 649

Monday, October 11, 2010 (284/649)

Some Italian place.





Anna doin her best mummy face.




Think different.





Timmy was very proud of his dear friend, Janell Dennis.





Dom pickin a winner at Porn ‘n’ Chicken (Evil Olive).





Attention customers: An outbound train, from The Loop, will be arriving shortly.





Outside Rehab at Debonair.





Outside Rehab at Debonair.





Outside Rehab at Debonair.

The 365: Day 584

Saturday, August 7, 2010 (219/584)

Jorge, my “+1” to the wedding, and my cousin Timmy C, at The Village Green (behind the Soda Bar) sweeping and helping to get things tidy for the reception.





First comes love . . .





. . . then comes marriage . . .





. . . then comes my niece awkwardly passed out and taking a nap for the big night of dancing ahead.





I wasn't aloud to wear my pink Ray-Bans for the wedding party photo shoot. So instead I had to wear these. I look like I'm ready for a night of date-rape at Sound Bar.

The 365: Day 501

Sunday, May 16, 2010 (136/501)

I scuffed up this woman’s bumper (by rear-ending her on an I-94 off ramp) and this costs over $2,000 to repair.





Hood, grill, left headlight. The worst part about this was that this isn’t my car – I borrowed it. My cousin Timmy C (one the car’s regular drivers) got in, turned on the sound system and his iPod and said, “I don’t see what the problem is, it plays Taylor Swift just fine.”





Porchin it.





Trying to calm my nerves and process what happened.

The 365: Day 500

Saturday, May 15, 2010 (135/500)

Atop the Sugar Bowl overlooking my kingdom.





Speeding ticket. 75 in a 70.





The light is on in broad daylight! Where is the board? Why are they allowing this? Are we expected to pay the enormous Soda Bar electric bill in our dues?!





The meadow is flooded! Where is the board? Why are they allowing this? What is to be done when the there is a breakout of West Nile Virus this summer?!









“Did you see my shirt?”
“Yes, we all know you have a website, Tommy P.”

The 365: Day 499

Friday, May 14, 2010 (134/499)

Cruisin on LSD in the Thunderbird with Timmy C on the way to Michigan. Road trip!





Timmy C home for five days.





I liked it better when it was “Great Lakes, Great Times.”





I-196 to The VBC

The 365: Day 437

Saturday, March 13, 2010 (72/437)

Cheers. My hair is matted down because I was wearing a hat today. But being the good boy that I am I removed it at the restaurant.





The wasabi was green for St. Patrick’s Day. Although according to the “Hot & Spicy” episode of Modern Marvels on The History Channel most wasabi in restaurants is horseradish that is dyed green because real wasabi is rare and therefore expensive.





I find this pretty funny.

The 365: Day 436

Friday, March 12, 2010 (71/436)

Eating macaroni and cheese straight out of the pot for breakfast at 6:30 PM while still in my pajamas. Reminds me of my college days of living with Oscar above The Taco & Burrito House.





Give the bitch a nice hug, Tim. If you ask for her at the end of your semester you may find her a grave dog.

The 365: Day 434

Wednesday, March 10, 2010 (69/434)

I bowled most of this game before I remember that I am left handed when it comes to bowling. I suck. Also, Lazer Dan sucks for giving me the name “T Payne.” Ugh.





It was SO warm out. By the way, remember Goro from Mortal Kombat?