Sunday, April 4, 2010 (94/459)
“That’s the ultimate expression of phallocentric technocracy, violating mother sky . . . No Marge, everything penis-shaped is bad.” – Politically Correct Revisionist Associate Professor of History Stefane August (Marge’s teacher is “That 90’s Show” Simpson’s episode #411, KABF04.
Somewhere in Aurora for Easter. My brother, father, and I went to the Empress Casino. It literally made me physically ill. The constant barrage or sounds, lights, and ugly, ugly people gave me the sensation that someone was standing on my chest. Once we finally left I immediately felt much better.
We then went to a Texas Steakhouse for dinner. I had chicken. Between the non-stop country music and the baby screaming at the next table I was going to absolutely lose it.
This is my niece, and her favorite toy, a pink monkey.
Pink is the new black.
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