Thursday, June 30, 2011 (181/911)
And here I am again. Or still.
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
The 365: Day 909
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 (179/909)
Yeah, it’s going to be like this for the next two to three months.
Monday, June 27, 2011
The 365: Day 908
Monday, June 27, 2011 (178/908)
You keep eating your hand and you're not gonna be hungry for lunch.
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Saturday, June 25, 2011
The 365: Day 906
Saturday, June 25, 2011 (176/906)
And this appears to be a picture of me just getting so fat until I become one with the couch.
My social media post of the day: Last night at work I approached my supervisor, he was speaking with his supervisor at the time. Both men are black, which I only mention because it is relevant to the story. As I got within earshot they stopped talking to each other, turned to me, and one asked me, "Tom, do you separate whites from coloreds?" After my initial half a second internal reaction of "wtf," I realized they were talking about laundry. My mind immediately jumped to my facebook status from the other month in which I compared doing the laundry to race segregation . . . "No sir, I don't believe in separate but equal. I put them all together and run them on cold."
Friday, June 24, 2011
Thursday, June 23, 2011
The 365: Day 904
Thursday, June 23, 2011 (174/904)
Chillin at Lady Shana’s with @SpookyPants1.
“So Tommy P rolls into Cobra Lounge last night, and everybody’s like, ‘Tommy P!’ And he’s all like, “What up, I aint got no sleeves.” - @spookypants1
My social media post of the day: I illegally parked my car with the emergency lights flashing so I could unload my groceries. I brought them into my apartment, I moved some stuff around to make room in the freezer, I put the plastic bags away for later miscellaneous usage, responded to a few texts and tweets, took a shower, did a little facebooking, THEN I REMEMBERED THAT I LEFT MY CAR ILLEGALLY PARKED OVER THIRTY MINUTES AGO!!!
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
The 365: Day 903
Wednesday, June 22, 2011 (173/903)
Lady Shana fueling up for her performance Zombies vs Skeletons.
DJ Go! Streetrat
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
The 365: Day 902
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 (172/902)
What if you could look right through the cracks? Would you find yourself ? Find yourself afraid to see?
Monday, June 20, 2011
The 365: Day 901
Monday, June 20, 2011 (171/901)
And if you look at your reflection is it all you want it to be?
Sunday, June 19, 2011
The 365: Day 900
Sunday, June 19, 2011 (170/900)
What if all the world you think you know is an elaborate dream?
Saturday, June 18, 2011
The 365: Day 899
Saturday, June 18, 2011 (169/899)
What if everything around you isn't quite as it seems?
Friday, June 17, 2011
The 365: Day 898
Friday, June 17, 2011 (168/898)
You keep looking, but you can't find the woods while you're hiding in the trees.
Thursday, June 16, 2011
The 365: Day 897
Thursday, June 16, 2011 (167/897)
I don’t know why Gillette keeps rejecting my marketing photo ideas.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
The 365: Day 896
Wednesday, June 15, 2011 (166/896)
You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record baby, right round, round round.
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
The 365: Day 895
Tuesday, June 14, 2011 (165/895)
Happy Flag Day!!!
Is my hair the same colour as the door?
My social media post of the day: Driving through Wrigleyville on my way to work just now a group of bros n hoes were walking across the street against the light, short green, very long red. They were all wearing white Cubs jerseys, blue Cubs hats, black sunglasses, and khaki shorts. I honked because they were clearly being rude. A guy yelled, "Fuck you," and a girl gave me the finger. So I yelled out my open window, "You're ugly!"
Monday, June 13, 2011
The 365: Day 894
Monday, June 13, 2011 (164/894)
Check it out, my first smart phone. When I got it I told the guy at the store, “I’m glad to finally be joining the world of 2007.” He replied with, “Actually with that phone, you’re joining the world of 2013.”
Sunday, June 12, 2011
The 365: Day 893
Sunday, June 12, 2011 (163/893)
The old familiar ride on I-94.
My social media post of the day: Today rebels invaded my village, burned my house to the ground, murdered my family in front of me & repeatedly raped me. #thirdworldproblems
Saturday, June 11, 2011
The 365: Day 892
Saturday, June 11, 2011 (162/892)
We found this at an “antique store.” It was too expensive to purchase.
This didn’t even have a price tag on it. It must have not been for sale. I think it looked pretty happening on me.
I had to see it for myself to believe it. For nearly thirty years Ma’s has been providing my people with late night drunk food, and it has now closed down. Where am I going to get biscuits and gravy at six in the morning?
Friday, June 10, 2011
The 365: Day 891
Friday, June 10, 2011 (161/891)
Speeding to Michigan through an eerie mist.
My social media post of the day: I saw Heath Ledger's story on the bio channel the other day. Now I'm in the mood to watch my favorite Ledger flicks: 10 Things I Hate About You, Lords of Dogtown, and The Dark Knight. But definitely not that gay one with the guys on horses, A Knight's Tale.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
The 365: Day 890
Thursday, June 9, 2011 (160/890)
Nighty night.
My social media post of the day: Voldemort is living on the back of Quirrell's head. Quirrell dies. Harry kills a basilisk and destroys a horcrux. Sirius Black isn't a murderer, he's Harry's godfather. Voldemort comes back, kills Cedric, Harry gets away. Bellatrix murders Sirius. Then Snape kills Dumbledore. Voldemort kills Harry. Harry comes back. Voldemort tries again, but Harry rebounds the killing curse back at Voldemort. Harry marries Ginny.
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
The 365: Day 889
Wednesday, June 8, 2011 (159/889)
As I came home from work it was pouring rain. It was a long, hot day, so I ran around in the rain, taking it all in like I was a teenager in Michigan again.
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Monday, June 6, 2011
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Saturday, June 4, 2011
The 365: Day 885
Saturday, June 4, 2011 (155/885)
“We’re going to Girl & Boys at House of Blues, but some of us don’t know which ones we’re going as.” - @spookypants1
Girls & Boys – First Saturdays at House of Blues
Girls & Boys – First Saturdays at House of Blues
Girls & Boys – First Saturdays at House of Blues
Girls & Boys – First Saturdays at House of Blues
Girls & Boys – First Saturdays at House of Blues
Friday, June 3, 2011
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
The 365: Day 882
Wednesday, June 1, 2011 (152/882)
At least I’m not living on spoonfuls of peanut butter anymore.
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